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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.
