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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9268 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7320 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 688684 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.