TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5465	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3617	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Animals Bred:	116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.