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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8654 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.
Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!
