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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9267 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5314 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!