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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2222 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!