Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Crops Grown: 5194 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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