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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7628 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, battle against evil mobs riding on giant chickens, and participate in llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be quite the divas). But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, and only the bravest players dare to attend.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like never before, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, maybe that seemingly insignificant decision to join our server will end up changing your life in ways you never imagined.