Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	634	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2129
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1625	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	366359
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	1797
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	3084
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5675	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4228
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	5769
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5685	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

mc.almighty.pro