Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2368	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	838	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9213
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Emeralds Found:	8947
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	166	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Star Shards Collected:	142	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3204	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	9425
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	3219	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net