Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	5719
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7970
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	475557
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	1008
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2416
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	419
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3549
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3013	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	65
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mines Excavated:	4040	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	6294	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	191
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net