Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Star Shards Collected: 61 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1043
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Potions Brewed: 174

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 New Chunks Explored: 775740
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1908 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Farms Harvested: 871
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7565 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 1873
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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