Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 618
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Magic Items Found: 8654 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1084 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Potions Brewed: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 483 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 87
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8433 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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