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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3880 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 425798 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got llamas that can rap battle, and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs. they drop the sickest beats, yo.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. it’s said to give you superpowers and make you the coolest kid on the block.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, bro.
