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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4311
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Farms Harvested:	436
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Magic Items Found:	5160
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52245
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	920	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2236	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	3338
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2