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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6249 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 962 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2078 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
