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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 827 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5940 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
