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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5145 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9911 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8701 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!