Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1040
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Animals Bred: 62 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4208 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 270277 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1398 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 780850 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 109 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7094
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 New Chunks Explored: 968144
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Animals Bred: 186
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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