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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8191 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 729 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!
if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
