Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1373	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Ghost Realms Network

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

The Ghost Realms network has a fully dedicated staff team, premium hardware, and lots of fun servers.

We currently run 4 servers: Our Towny world, which has Towny, economy, full mcMMO and more! Our Creative Build server, which runs a Plot based themed build creative server Our Games server which is a hive of minigames. Our Prison server with 5 prison ranks, Drugs, and lots of fun!

Join us today! mc.ghostrealms.net

mc.ghostrealms.net

Medieval Castle Play

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	382920
Emeralds Found:	9930	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Medieval Castle Play. We are a German-speaking Minecraft Bukkit server that is based on the concept of role-playing and free building. We attach great importance to playing together and value our members very much. When building, the only thing to keep in mind is that the buildings should fit into our medieval style. Some facts about our server: – Free building allowed and encouraged – Great emphasis on medieval role-playing games – Market – Jobs – Secured building areas 15*25 blocks per residential party – Friendly and caring admin team – Teamspeak 3 available – mom. 20+ Slots – Money Plugin – Server always up to date -Server is always online 24/7 – and much more ….

We would be very happy about a visit from you =)

85.131.182.225

GleecraftMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

We host minecraft servers for people that need one with everything!

play.gleecraftmc.com

Project Saga

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Multiverse. Survival and Pro worlds. Running many fun plugins such as McMMO, Mob Bounty, Chest Mail, Dynmap, Found Diamonds. Great community and friendly staff.

projectsaga.com

Nations At War

Factions, Hardcore

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7690	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

NationsAtWar.net

mcfreeworld

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	838	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Play.mcfreeworld.com is the greatest server to go in there are lots of plugins and tons of things to do we have creative/freebuild/factions/towny its filled with a lot of stuff to do i have been on this server for about 7 months i enjoy it so much its the best server i have been to give it a try go to this server trust me you wont regret going to it. But remember to read the rules and follow them you can get jail time for breaking it but just cause you get a punishment and can still play after jailtime does not mean you should abuse the rules cause you get chances. Well this server is the best try it and the staff are great and very nice! You wont regret it. PS we also have xp farms aka Mob grinders check them out 🙂 And if it says that im the owner im not the owner is mtapalla Aka Marc

play.mcfreeworld.com

ArdentCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Want to have fun on a simple survival server? Come on over to ardentcraft new members are always welcome and treated with respect. Of course though there is no griefing.

play.ardentcraft.com

Frostcast

Creative, Hardcore, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Frostcast

Ran by the community for the community

Frostcast takes its roots from our survival server, back in Minecraft 1.2.5.

3 years on, it’s a huge community of players from all over the world!

Join our forums, make friends, create together!

Be a part of something.

www.frostcast.net

play.frostcast.net

EmeraldCraft Free Fly

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	177
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Overview

Welcome to Emeraldcraft! We are a Survival, PvP Build server with much to explore. We use plugins like Chestshop, Griefprevention, and Essentials to create a PvP expiernce without the worrying of losing your items. Join today for minigames like Hunger Games, SuperCraftBros, and Bow Spleef!

play.emeraldminecraft.com:25620

SquidRealms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

SquidRealms – A fun place to meet new friends and play minecraft. We have a number of worlds, Survival, Factions, Creative, PlotMe, SurvivalGames and a custom Skyblock!

mc.squidrealms.com

NiaCraft.Eu

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	968212	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

On the server, we offer many services to zabave.PVP Arena, events that we organize admini.A More

Here you can find great admin-team who has experience to help :-).

We also have parkour, something for payment and great benefits here: Vip, EVIPO, but also unban.

93.91.250.144:27371

MEGAMINECRAFT

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	5928
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

HELLO YOU MINECRAFTER,

We are currently in the process of creating a mega cool server and are still looking for people who have good ideas, so come by…

version: 1.6.2 bukkitserver with lots of plugins

Admins are still being sought who can create and produce products!!!

93.186.204.186

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1890	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

mc.herocraftonline.com

CloudCraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	267
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3483
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	17

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

mc.cloudcraftfun.net

IONCRAFT

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

play.ioncraft.org