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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1412 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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