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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3255 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Votes: | 9285 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!