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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9871 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8148 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!