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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7215 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!
Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.