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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.
our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).
