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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7270 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 529650 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!