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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4386 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!