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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9380 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Magic Items Found: | 4345 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!