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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8482 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!