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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8804 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!