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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!