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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4545 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!