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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4756 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 105 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!