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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1997 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!