Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8129 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.
