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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9784 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the Washingtons have taken over and are on a mission to recognize every single thread in the game! That’s right, every thread will be acknowledged and celebrated in all its pixelated glory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress this elusive creature with your construction skills?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the Washingtons reign supreme and the adventures never end!
