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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3158 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 286 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 803 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right, CAKE!
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdities you’ll encounter next!