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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1907 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 367 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right, CAKE!
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdities you’ll encounter next!