🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9383 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).