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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9445 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).