This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4831
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	28

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8149	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	169	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4557
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9830	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3161	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mines Excavated:	3063
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com