This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	7328
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	801	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	55	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	8587
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	111
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	4279
Dimension Hops:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com