This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	2547
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	131	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2341
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	5250	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	5216	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org