This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4190	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1497	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	7700
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	202
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1268
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8912
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	192	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	3342	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Emeralds Found:	9292	Infernal Machines Built:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	9919
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchantments Applied:	146	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com