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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8933 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
