This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Emeralds Found: 9309
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Crops Grown: 9253 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ores Mined: 7511
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 177 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Towns Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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