This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1503 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Towns Built: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2011 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5582
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3021 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 79681
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6820

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 748513 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Potions Brewed: 104
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7767 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ores Mined: 8193 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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