This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Villages Defended: 7
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 3654

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LifeStealMC

    LifeStealMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Simply Vanilla Anarchy

    Simply Vanilla Anarchy

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 616 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AugustaTowny

    AugustaTowny

    Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended ​​​​​​- Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Farms Harvested: 923 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GravityCraft

    GravityCraft

    Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

    + Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

    + Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Charlie Roleplay

    Charlie Roleplay

    == PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • InterstellarMC

    InterstellarMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 179 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vanilla Hype

    Vanilla Hype

    Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7776 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blockcraft

    Blockcraft

    Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BennixMC

    BennixMC

    Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 1910
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RoyaleMC

    RoyaleMC

    ┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mega Craft

    Mega Craft

    If you’re looking for a fun, exciting, and customized minecraft experience, Mega Craft has something for you! We have three unique servers, each one with a variety of features that will completely change the way you play. On our Main server, you have the freedom to customize-in all ways! Magical armor and unique machines allow you to thrive and be a part of a friendly, cooperative community. There are so many different things to do, but one thing is for sure: whether you’re cooking up delicious foods like ice cream and burgers, creating powerful, rare weapons that can never be lost, or starting your own shop and becoming a minecraft millionaire, you will never be bored on Main! If PvP is more your style, then you’re going to love our Bending server! Once you enter, you’re given access to a wide range of powerful moves and bending styles. You can even use custom moves and bending types that have never been seen before, like sunshine bending! Face off against other players in our massive arenas to hone your skills; participating in our tournaments is also a great way to see what you’re capable of. If you prefer a more peaceful bending experience, you can start your own town or join one of our welcoming communities! If you like to build, you should check out our Creative server. Once you join, you’ll be given a huge 320×320 plot of land that you can use to create whatever you’d like! You will also be allowed to use powerful building tools such as worldedit, making it easy to pull off impressive creations and giant buildings. Fully-functional vehicles such as trains and airplanes can also be used, completely revolutionizing your gameplay and allowing you to complete some truly amazing builds!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Markane MC

    Markane MC

    Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Nomad Nation

    Nomad Nation

    Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • L.A World

    L.A World

    A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 141 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BusinessCraft City Roleplay

    BusinessCraft City Roleplay

    Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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