This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	784
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	558

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7475
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	3173
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Emeralds Found:	6935	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6067	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5433
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	1826	Crops Grown:	6095
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

play.minecraft.country